![]() “Every time I ask you something,” The upset husband said, “You answer with another question,” He said, scratching his head. But he counted all his copies several times, And then proceeded to proofread every one! By Joanna Fuchsįunny poems are often based on miscommunications between people. We went to the copy store the other day I thought we'd be a few minutes, and then be done. A friend of mine checks every detail twice He's the most meticulous man I ever knew. Too Careful I don't believe in taking excess risks, But a person can be excessively careful, too. This amusing poem falls into that category. But he dashed my hopes when he nodded and said, "I was eaten by a wolf once, you know." By Joanna Fuchsįunny poetry can be based on the idiosyncrasies of individuals. "When the wolf came to eat him, he called for help, But no one listened anymore." My son's eyes grew wide It looked like he got it My heart was all aglow. "He kept crying 'wolf!' when there was no wolf," I told my son, whom I adore. Wolves and Liars My five year-old-son, he lies a lot, And I wanted it to end, So I told him about the boy who cried "wolf!" Hoping he would comprehend. This funny rhyme describes a mom trying to teach her son a lesson. Let's have a beer!" By Joanna Fuchsīefore using our poems please see our Terms of Use for permission details.įunny poems about kids come easily, because they do so many humorous things. The third man had listened intently Now he chimed in, with good cheer As he followed the others, he called out, "So am I. "No, it's Thursday," said the second man. "Windy, isn't it?" said one of them, While helping the other to rise. Golf Chat Three old men on the golf course, (Each had trouble hearing well) Were playing a round on a breezy day, When one blew over and fell. ![]() This humorous poem uses the humorous parts of aging. "Works for ketchup," he said.įunny poetry can use parts of life to which many can relate. He's sit and sigh, sit and sigh, Then he'd slap the top of his head. His mom came in to check She thought something was wrong. I guess you'd have to remember the old, narrow-necked, glass ketchup bottles to get this funny poem.Ī little boy sat on the toilet He was in there way too long. ![]() I usually disdain bathroom humor, but this funny poem made me laugh. To view ALL our poem pages, see our SITE MAP "Let’s get this problem to end." "When I turn the signal on, If it’s working, let me know." I hit the blinker and then I heard: "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No!" By Joanna Fuchs Yes! No! My turn signal wasn’t working, So I asked for help from a friend. It clearly said 'For best results, Be sure to put on two coats.'" By Joanna Fuchs "I knew I could do it," she said with a grin "I followed the paint can notes. "Sweetheart!" I cried, with a worried look, "Are you all right, my dear?" She lazily opened her lovely eyes, And smiled from ear to ear. The wall was glowing with new, fresh paint On the floor, the paint can sat. She was wrapped in a jacket made of down, With a fur coat on top of that. From her head to the tips of her pretty toes, She was covered all in sweat. Her eyes were closed, she was breathing hard, Her hair was very wet. And when I came back home that night, She was curled into a ball. How to Paint A Wall While I went off to work one day, She decided to paint the wall. This funny verse utilizes a play on words. Enjoy our wholesome funny verse!įunny messages employ a variety of devices to produce humor. Free funny poems on a variety of topics, to make you laugh without cringing.
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